Am I the only one NOT enamored by the Fair Isle sweater? They're acceptable, but I can't seem to get my heart-rate up about them. I have one in a trunk somewhere, but I don't have the motivation to dig it out. Even though they've been around for the better part of a century, I'm lukewarm at best.
L.L. Bean Signature had their own version, and the joke wrote itself:
Don't get in his van... the candy tastes like chloroform.