A client and I were enjoying sushi together the other day when this arrived at the meal's conclusion. Said client pointed out that he himself is a business opportunity, and that he was in fact, in work clothes (a smart navy-blue suit).
"That makes me a problem, I guess" was his logical conclusion.
"Better have another drink" I said.
"Here's to alcohol dealing with your problems" he said as he raised his glass. Helluva guy.