Ever wondered how to achieve that short hair look? According to this article in a men's magazine in my dentist's waiting room, it somehow requires several steps.
Apparently, very short hair can be achieved by cutting your hair very short. Fascinating. As I read on, more secrets were unlocked, such as "How to style it".
Will they also reveal the formula for the no-sock look during summer? This is "the haircut of the moment", but the magazine was already a month or two old. How is a boy to keep up?
"HOW IT CUT IT"
If we could get this information into the hands of our armed forces, they could add several steps to their short hair requirements instead of just one. All this time, our brave men and women have been serving without two fingers of pomade to give their hair texture.
A commenter reminded me to ask for your submissions for the Spring Contest. Keep sending in your summaries (formal or informal) and I'll pick tally them up.