A hidden little pocket on the inside of the shirt front. Tucked away below the belt, there is no reason that I would have noticed this sooner.
Notice that it fits a passport perfectly. I could have used other objects, but this is a men's style blog and I want you to be under the carefully crafted illusion that I am about to jet off to London for a few days to have some handsome suits painfully hand-tailored for me. I will not reveal the reality that I am actually about to go only domestically, where I will eat JetBlue's potato chips and watch several reruns of Law and Order on those little TV screens in the back of the airplane seats. If anyone asks, I am not on a Monday-Thursday business trip, but instead gallivanting around like a playboy spending money frivolously and drinking pricy Champagne. It'll be our little blog secret.