Sunday, November 8, 2009

Primary Collars

I had thought about making this an extensive post, as there is limitless non-sense of which I am capable. I was in the airport recently, and came to a realization about the collar. It's really all you have. Cuffs peak out from the jacket sleeve from time to time, usually during fabricated descriptions of various measurements or when being sworn in at one's indictment proceedings... but the collar is what is seen of the shirt when one is dressed well. It really is just a few square inches, and that's all you have. In America, we give it woefully poor treatment and afterthought at most, preferring to leave the decision to shirtmakers who do the same. I will not spend much time on the button-down collar, and let me say that it is far less formal than the rest, but there is nothing wrong with it, so long as it is used appropriately. I won't make this a thorough examination, either, but will instead give the bare essentials of how to think about it and approach it.

Cut it out, cut it away, spread it it out.

The Europeans have shown that the old "your collar shape should depend on your face" thing is not as firm as you might suspect. After speaking with almost a hundred shirtmakers, I have come to the conclusion that unless the collar is buttoned down, it should, at a minimum, be spread. I would call a spread collar anything that produces a collar gap of 90 degrees to a little more. Beyond that, I would call the others cut-away. Politicians prefer the formless collars, in pointy, floppy, plain form.

Here, our President wears the same collar that all pols seem to be required to wear. I hear about all of these guys having "tailors", but their boxy toga-suits and generic ties and collars suggest that several people are laughing, though for different reasons.

A spread collar is the bare-minimum, as far as the eye is concerned. Below, the angle pleases the eye, and adds a level of can't-put-your-finger-on-it elegance.

As the collar spreads further, the interest increases.

When it starts to go around to the back of the neck, we must proceed with caution. The extreme cut-aways are attention-getting, and people will certainly be able to put their fingers on it. They look great with coat and tie, but are a bit too steep for many business settings. As far as wearing them socially though... they are unbeatable.
A certain friend of mine (who chairs a certain committee, at a certain club) had appeared in a collar that shows as a straight line from the front (see the Bengal-stripe collar two photos up), and when I complimented him, he told me that it was "some cheap Brooks Brothers shirt" he had picked up. Perhaps it did, in fact, cost less than most, but the collar was particularly nice, making it a wonderful shirt. It also just happened to look dashing with a tie.

Two famous contemporary television personalities, can occasionally be seen in both spread and cutaway collars, and though the effect is subtle (the collars match the body of the shirts), it is still pleasant to the eye.

When searching images for this post, I came across the following disasters:
They're really not even funny. These would only be impressive if your shirt maker handed them to you, and said "I'll finish the collars once I take your facial measurements", treating them like unhemmed pants.

The other collar on it's way back (somewhat) is the "club" collar. They are certainly a less serious collar than others, but interesting still.
Generally, there are a few rules that remain as constant. (1) The more spread, the more pleasing to the eye (and not just on thin-people). (2) A white collar is always more formal. (3) Cut-aways will start to get specifically noticed, while spreads will add a general attractiveness to the shirt. (4) A collar will appear just as it fits. If too tight, it will be obvious, and vice-versa.

The tab collar is also a great way to add a bit of unexpected formality to the shirt (with a tie, of course), and if you know a decent shirt-maker, they can be retro-fitted on many shirts.
Since so little of the collar is visible with a jacket or a sweater (cut-aways and spreads happen to look fantastic when tie-less and under a V-neck sweater), the collar should usually be the first consideration. Unfortunately, the supply of nice collars per shirts in the world is a sliver on a sliver, and you will have to wait, pay, or get lucky.

3 comments:

  1. I take exception to one aspect of this post: the idea that our higher politicians and particularly the president wear banal long collars. Surely this is true of the extremely well-educated but still ultimately only middle-class Obama (consider, for instance, the Obamas' gaffes at court in England), but his much maligned predecessor had at least one redeeming feature, and it was in this regard: George W. was always dressed quite well. There's no reason to deny it; criminal, kleptocrat, stooge, call him what you will, the man has an enviable closet, at least for suits. Some have said this should be credited to his tailor, Georges de Paris, but de Paris has served other presidents who were not so well turned-out, and himself credits Bush with an obsession in this regard-- evidently W. spent hours every week in fittings, hours one might say should have been turned more directly to the nation's business, but still.

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  2. RESPONSE: Very true, Dear Plum. But these reports of what the President did must be viewed as all Presidential reports should be: with extreme skepticism. K. Rove was famous for circulating these lengthy bits about the president that, if added up, amounted to 20-30 hours per week of "pursuits". Consider the claims made about his reading habits (http://sec.online.wsj.com/article/SB123025595706634689.html) and his devotion to Bible study and exercise.... there simply weren't enough hours in the day to substantiate these claims. I found W's suits to be of obviously wonderful weaves, but of frumpy and bland cuts, despite his tailor.

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  3. Frumpy cuts, yes, but they fit! The shoulders and collars in particular. Consider Reagan's suits as a counterexample. You make an excellent point about the rumors of his presidential pursuits, though.

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